A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes :"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from laundryman:
"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!